TINO's Music Universe

CIRCUS CLOWN

Track 04 from "I'M STILL MAD!", (2025). *All songs written and performed by Tino & T.J:s Music Universe. Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Lap Steele Guitars, Electric Bass-guitars, Electric Pianos & Keyboards & Synths. Drums, Electric Drums, Drum Programming & Percussion. Lead & Backing Vocals. Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by TINO. Produced by TINO.

© 2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

CIRCUS CLOWN

Clown around 

Now, if I were a circus clown

I would never be alone

No more work I'd only play

All my troubles go away

I would sing and I would dance

Life would be a long romance

I would be the greatest clown that's ever been around

I would have a circus life

Share it with my circus wife

We would live inside a tent

We would never pay the rent

I would be the greatest clown

Greatest clown in this old town 

I would be the Greatest clown, clown around

Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny 

How that goes

Funny, funny, funny is my honey, honey bunny

And her nose

I would have enormous feet

Walking up and down the street

Scaring all the folks away

That didn't wanna pay

For the show – and you know

I would be the greatest clown, clown around

Now, if I were a circus clown

I would wear a golden crown

I would be the president of Clowns incorporated

Folks would come to Tel Aviv

To kiss my ring where I live

Bow down to the clown I'd say

Bow down to the clown

I would have security

An army to look out for me

And maybe just a little tank

Every Sunday rob a bank

Oh, It's my show

I would be the greatest clown, clown around

I would meet the other clowns

We would burn the whole world down

All the clowns from Washington, Berlin and from London

We would have an endless war 

Like now clowns have had before

Fighting for democracy and bombing babies free

It's a feast – in the Middle East

For a clown – with a gun

And it's fun, fun fun fun

Killing all the brown people

 

Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny 

How that goes

Funny, funny, funny is my honey, honey bunny

And her nose

I would have enormous feet

Walking up and down the street

Scaring all the folks away

That didn't wanna pay

I would be the greatest clown

Greatest clown in this old town

I would be the greatest clown, clown around

Then we would fly off into space

But first we'd nuke the human race

Funny, funny, funny, funny how that story goes

I would rule the galaxy 

Aliens afraid of me

Going for a killing spree across the universe

I would sing and I would dance

Life would be a long romance

I would be the greatest clown that's ever been around

And you know – it's my show

I would be the greatest clown, clown around

 

Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny 

How that goes

I would be the greatest clown

Greatest clown in this old town

I would be the greatest clown, clown around

Clown around,  clown around

© 2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

 

© 2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.